At Not Dorks, we believe every business is unique — and so is the financial support it deserves. Our role is to work alongside you, offering clarity, confidence, and practical guidance as you navigate growth, complexity, and everything in between.
Not Dorks was co-founded by Phil Slabine, a CPA with +35 years of combined experience helping businesses get control of their finances and scale with confidence. His approach is grounded in the belief that great financial management shouldn’t feel complicated — it should feel like relief.
Phil started Not Dorks to build the kind of accounting firm he always wished existed: one that’s responsive, human, and genuinely invested in every client’s success.
"Accounting isn't about counting beans — it's about giving business owners the clarity to make bold decisions."
— Phil Slabine
Lisa Athanasia brings deep expertise in financial operations and a track record of helping growing businesses build structure without sacrificing agility. She believes the best finance teams don’t just keep score — they help you win.
Lisa joined forces with Phil to create a firm where clients feel supported, not sold to — where every recommendation is built around what’s best for the business, not what’s best for the invoice
"The best financial advice doesn't just save you money — it gives you the confidence to grow without second-guessing."
— Lisa Athanasia
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Combined CPA experience across our team
clients served
Across manufacturing, retail, services, and startups
CPA-backed
Every engagement led by certified professionals
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